From Chelsea:

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dear girl from the show last night:

fyi: you are 6'5". did you know that? i'm sure you do. you stood in front of the shortest person at the entire show, me. you and you're other two tall friends who also happen to be 6'0" or over... forming a GIANT NAZI SIZED WALL. You successfully blocked out 3 of the 4 members of the parenthetical girls from my view. that's 75% of the band. not only were you tall, but you were fuckin loud and annoying. i left the show early because you and your friends suck.

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dear dickhead from the party last night:

putting your hands all over my friends on the dance floor was not cool. contrary to your belief, it will never be cool. not at 3am, not at 2pm, never. just like your stupid hipster glasses. you will never be cool, you are a pervert and a creep. i understand, you are trying to get some because you probably never do. but trying to take advantage of drunk girls, and then defending yourself and taking your shirt off to fight some one over it, won't get you girls either. you suck.

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